25 Senarai Perempuan Murahan Malaya

25 Senarai Perempuan Murahan Malaya

by Ibnu Hussein on Monday, 18 April 2011 at 18:52

1. Berambut perang..tak pun rambut kaler merah highlight sikit-sikit budget Avril

2. Kau pintal-pintal rambut kat public dengan lidah terjelir-jelir..kau nak jadi pornstar eh?

3. Snap gambar dari atas, buat duck face & kau upload kat Facebook..geli doh tengok..kalau 1 album nama kau, dalam tu semua muka itik kau. Muka penuh depan kamera..semuat-muat frame..bodoh

4. Kau rasa comel bila kau type message 'ewww..jum lepak..busyan lorh...umah tadew orang..pakwe gie maen futsal pulark..busyan busyan! T__T' macam shit kau tahu tak

5. Kau kerek bila kau makan kat fastfood ngan member-member kau..kau snap gamba sana-sini macam tempat tu tak de orang..annoying taek!

6. Kau pakai baju nampak lurah tetek kau pegi jalan-jalan kat bandar..kau seronok lah abang misai pandang pastu tulis kat facebook 'nyampah nyew adew abang misai usya-usya kitew..tark syukew tark syukew larh' Perosak bahasa sial.

7. Annoying doh tengok kau peluk laki or balak kau dekat public or shopping complex..kalau sangap sangat g rumah tumpangan RM30/nett

8. Kau pakai tudung tapi kau pakai jeans yang abang misai dari jauh boleh nampak shape bontot kau yang jatuh tu..lagi-lagi kalau lepas duduk, terselit 'celapong' (celah ponggong a.k.a pungkoq)

9. Macam shit bila kau tulis kat facebook yang kau tengah tension, tengah sakit perut, tengah happy..weh..asal time berak kau tak tulis sekali 'kitew tengah berak..syuke syuke ^__^'

10. Kau saje ubah-ubah relationship status kat facebook..kononnye kau ni macam best kejap Single, kejap in relation, kejap open..asal kau tak bubuh 'I am Lesbian'

11. Nyampah tahu tak kalau kau tak reti bawak barang shopping sendiri..padahal 2 3 plastik je..tu pun nak suruh balak kau..balak kau nyampah ok..bukan suka pun

12. Sikit-sikit kau ngadu kat member-member kau yang kau ada stalker kat kelas, kat office..konon kau tak tahu nak buat ape..ape doh perangai kau

13. Kau bisik-bisik ngan member kau yang duduk semeja..padahal dekat meja tu tengah lepak 4 5 orang

15. Bila kau lepak ngan member yang hot stuff, hensem-hensem, kool, kau tak pulak nak tegur member kau yang pakai tudung serabai plus muka berminyak 'she's not my friends..please lah'

16. Kau tenung-tenung mamat yang cam kool supaya mamat cam kool tu perasan kewujudan kau sambil buat muka tahi

17. Kau order makanan itu ini sebab gambar dekat menu cantik..tapi bila makan 3 4 sudu kau cakap tak sedap..lepas tu tak habis..lepas tu ngadu lapar..g makan kat tempat lain pulak..nak terajang muka kau siot

18. Kau tak pandai buat tu, buat ni..tanak pegang tu, pegang ni..alasan kau kotor, jijik..habis sapa yang nak buat kan? 

19. Pakai tudung, baju kurung, manis..dalam wayang, dalam kereta, huih....bukan main sandar-sandar, peluk-peluk, ramas-ramas..baik tak payah pakai tu semua..selalu nampak kat highway

20. Kau cerewet..kena buat semua benda macam kau nak..kalau tak sama macam kau nak, kau angin, kau merajuk, kau marah..cuba kalau kau buat kerja yang orang cerewet macam kau..muncung je mulut kau

21. Kau merajuk ngan mak kau, kau merajuk ngan bapak kau, pakwe pun buat taek ngan kau..kau ngamok, marah, benci & merajuk..last-last kau decide kau bunuh diri..terjun dr bumbung Pavi..tapi tak mati pun..silap-silap kena buang keluarga..lagi shit hidup kau

22. Lepak ngan sekutu gediks kau ketawa kuat kuat, buat onar..masing masing dressed up fancy nak mampos. Skali awek pakai tudung litup melintas korang pakat usya atas bawah atas bawah ramai2. pandangan jijik like 'eww she dont have style..yucks' emang gud gud la kau

23. Mekap tebal ala ala mak ayam..atas mata tu dah macam pelangi..tambah plak bulu mata palsu..klip pah kip pah mata tu dah macam berus cat..kelopak mata tak larat nak angkat..cam sial.. satu level ngan bapok belakang lorong haji taib..

24. Pakai baju sikit lagi nak 6pak puting..lengan himpit tetek bagi terkepit..konon nak bagi nampak lurah lebih menonjol pastuh snap gamba dari atas supaya nampak yg dalam baju tu... buat pulak muka bersyahwat sambil lidah terkeluar.. what the hell..saje menambah bilangan owang laki masuk narakka jahanam

25. Kau buat facebook ni macam medan memperagakan diri..kau upload beribu ribu gamba muka kau je sampai 10 album.. bila ade org puji kau jawab 'ala shayer tark syomel pown..beshe beshe jew' nyampah siot

credit to penebukkertas @ i-share.ws

DARUL TAQWA & DATUK DR JOHAR

DARUL TAQWA & DATUK DR JOHAR

by Wan Muhammad Faizuddin on Sunday, 01 May 2011 at 12:24

Digosok-gosok lagi matanya. Dia seakan-akan tidak percaya apa yang dilihatnya. Apakah aku kembali ke zaman unta, ke zaman kolot dan purba? begitulah detik hatinya. Dikesat hidungnya yang berair dengan kertas tisu. Kertas itu kemudiannya dicampakkannya ke tepi jalan.

"Assalamualaikum, pakcik.. tolong kutip kertas itu. Nanti pakcik rugi di Akhirat. Kebersihan itu separuh daripada iman."

Bunyi satu suara di belakangnya. Ia bingkas berpaling. Siapa berani menegurku? Aku Datuk Dr.Johar, orang besar negara ini.

"Pakcik, biarlah saya tolong kutip,sebelum Penguatkuasa Iman dan Islam datang. Nanti didendanya pakcik," kata budak kecil berpakaian putih dengan serban yang melilit kepalanya.

Datuk Dr. Johar membetulkan tali lehernya. Ah, kalau dia datang biar aku sogok dengan duit ini . Siapa yang tak kelabu tengok duit merah, biru berlapis-lapis. Namun, Datuk Dr. Johar terus hairan. Bangunan pencakar langit dengan wajah pembangunan yang sofistikated. Ada helikopter bersimpang -siur bergerak di udara. Railbus bercerakah ke sana sini. Bullet train meluncur bagaikan panah dilepaskan dari busurnya. Kesibukan yang layak dipikul oleh manusia-manusia

moden.

Namun peliknya, pakaian mereka, tingkah-laku mereka...Ah, di mana aku sekarang ini, gerutu hati Datuk Dr.Johar.

"Hoi budak, Aku dimana sekarang ?" soalnya kepada budak yang menegurnya tadi. Budak itu tersenyum. Mukanya cerah dan indah. Tenang dan bersuara lunak. Apakah ini Aladin, budak Arab dengan lampu ajaibnya: teka-teki itu terus menerjah kepala dan kotak fikir Datuk Dr. Johar. Budak itu membuka mulut hendak menjawab. Belum sempat,tiba-tiba datang sebuah kereta jenis Ferrari, merah dan bercahaya. Keluar dua orang lelaki dengan pakaian yang hebat dan segak. Serban mereka berwarna hitam berjalur biru.

"Assalamualaikum....Maaf, pakcik. Kami terpaksa mendenda pakcik. Kesalahan membuang sampah ini sudah belasan tahun tidak berlaku di Darul Taqwa ini. Kami terpaksa mendenda pakcik. Kebersihan itu lambang iman. Negara ini menitikberatkan iman.... Pakcik didenda, 30 kali subhanallah, 30 kali astaghfirullah dan selawat 100 kali."

Kata pegawai penguatkuasa itu dengan lembut. Datuk Dr. Johar tersentak. Apa namanya undang-undang ini. Tak ada dewan bandaraya di seluruh pelusuk dunia mengamalkannya. Dia tercengang-cengang. Namun egonya membumbung tinggi. Apa ? Dia nak marahkan aku ?

" Ni duit lima ratus. Saya tak mahu buat apa yang kamu minta. Kita selesaikan di sini saja. Berapa gaji yang kamu dapat sebulan ? " tanyanya angkuh.

"Pakcik, kita bekerja kerana Allah, bukan kerana gaji. Lagipun duit bukan ada harga lagi di zaman ini. Semuanya dipandang sebagai alat, bukan matlamat," kata pegawai berjanggut dan berjambang itu dengan tenang.

"Oh, oh .... maafkan kami, pakcik. Kami nak tanya sikit, kenapa pakcik pakai pakaian zaman dulu? Mana pakcik dapat pakaian macam itu ?" Tanya pegawai itu pula.

Aku yang gila, atau dia yang gila? Detak hati Datuk Dr. Johar. Dia berjalan ke arah kereta Ferrari yang berkilat itu. Melalui cerminnya dia nampak perawakannya dengan jelas. Tak ada yang salah. Tali leher, kemeja dan kotnya masih kemas dan segak. Daripada jenama yang mahal pula - Pierre Cardin. Kasutnya hitam berkilat daripada jenis Bally. Ah! Aku masih unggul. Lelaki tampan, lambang status dan kejayaan. Dia yang kolot, dia yang ketinggalan zaman.

"Anak muda, pakaian pakcik ni pakaian pemimpin. Pakcik orang besar di negara ini. Pakcik dah keliling dunia dengan pakaian ni. "

"Pakcik, itu pakaian puluhan tahun yang lampau. Ketika Islam belum berdaulat di Darul Taqwa ni. Moyang-moyang kami dulu saja yang pertahankan pakaian macam itu. Itu pakaian orang kuno di Barat. Sekarang, kami hanya dapat lihat gambar-gambarnya saja. Itupun dalam buku sejarah zaman peralihan Islam. Orang Barat zaman moden ini dah berpakaian macam yang kami pakai. Tak ada orang yang pakai macam tu kecuali orang-orang bukan Islam yang dijamin kebebasannya dalam sebuah negara Islam seperti darul Taqwa."

Datuk Dr. Johar termanggu-manggu kebingungan. "Di mana aku sebenarnya ni?" Dia bertanya lagi kepada pegawai penguatkuasa dan budak kecil di tepi jalan. Dia masih kenal, Ini Jalan Chow Kit ditengah bandar Kuala lumpur. Masih ada Masjid Pakistan dan Masjid Kampung Baru di sebelah sana. Tetapi itu sahaja, yang lain tak ada.

"Pakcik di bandar Mutmainnah. Ini jalan Mujahadah, namanya. Saya Haji Din,Pegawai Penguatkuasa Iman dan Islam. Diberi amanah untuk memastikan kebersihan lahir batin bandar ini."

Apa? Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur dah jadi Bandaraya Mutmainnah? Jalan Chow Kit dah jadi jalan Mujahadah? Apa dia mutmainnah? Apa dia mujahadah tu? Apa yang terjadi ni? Soalan-soalan itu terus menyerang benak Datuk Dr. Johar.

"Pakcik, kami rayu pakcik membayar denda tadi. Kalau tak boleh sekarang, lepas sembahyang nanti pakcik laksanakanlah. Demi kebaikan pakcik dunia dan Akhirat..."

Tiba-tiba terdengar suara orang memberi salam dari jauh.Nyaring dan jelas. Seorang lelaki pertengahan umur berlari kepada seorang pegawai penguatkuasa.

"Tuan, hukumlah saya. Saya mengumpat tadi. Ya Allah ! seksa Neraka amat pedih..Tolonglah, tuan. Hukum saya di dunia sebelum saya di hukum di Akhirat!" rayu lelaki itu.

Pegawai tadi berpaling ke arah lelaki yang baru datang, dan kesempatan itu diambil oleh Datuk Dr. Johar. Ia lari sekuat-kuat hati.Peliknya mereka tidak mengejarnya. Ia terlepas ...Lega.Dahaga , lapar mula menggigit tekak dan perutnya. Dia mesti makan.Dia perlu minum. Tapi di mana? Tiba-tiba ia terdengar suara komputer dari sound system di tepi-tepi jalan :

"Assalamualaikum, kepada seluruh penduduk Kota Mutmainnah. Syed Al Abrar, hartawan besar berada di jalan Uwais Al Qarni. Dia merayu fakir miskin supaya sudi menerima sedekahnya. Hari ini ia menjamu nasi dan minuman. Sila datang!"

Datuk Dr. Johar orang besar Darul Ghurur itu tidak akan mencemar duli menagih nasi. Dia ada duit, mampu membelinya sendiri. Dia pun masuk ke sebuah restoran di tepi jalan. Di situ penuh dengan pelanggan. Semuanya berserban dan berjubah.Matanya tak betah lagi melihat semua itu.Tapi kerana lapar ia masuk juga.

"Maaf tuan, itu pintu masuk untuk wanita. Di sini untuk lelaki."

"Ceh! Diskriminasi, doubel-standard, lelaki dipisahkan daripada perempuan."Mukanya dicemekkan kepada tuan kedai yang menegurnya. "Ada restoran lain yang mengamalkan persamaan taraf antara lelaki dan perempuan? Saya tak suka pemisahan-pemisahan macam ni!".

Lelaki itu tersenyum.

"Empat puluh tahun yang lalu adalah. Sekarang ni kita sudah bebas dan merdeka. Zaman penjajahan fikiran dan jiwa sudah berlalu. Tak ada diskriminasi wanita di sini, tuan. Amir Muhammad,pemimpin Darul Taqwa telah menaikkan taraf wanita tanpa Women's Libs.Kalau tuan ada isteri dan membawanya bersama, sila masuk ke sana. Di sana ada tempat khusus untuk makan bersama isteri dan anak perempuan," terangnya. Mukanya jernih.Serban dan jubahnya serba putih.

"Ini bertentangan dengan prinsip demokrasi. Sistem pemerintahan kapitalis, sosialis, nasionalis malah komunis sekalipun tak macam ni..."

"Masya-Allah pakcik, jangan disebut lagi nama-nama ideologi tu. Semuanya telah termaktub sebagai ajaran-ajaran sesat dalam perlembagaan Darul Taqwa ini. Tak ada orang lagi yang berpegang dengan fahaman jahiliyyah tu... Subhanallah...." Keluh tuan restoran itu sambil mengurut-ngurut dadanya. Ekor serbannya bergoyang-goyang ketika ia manggeleng -gelengkan kepalanya.

Ah! Persetankan semua itu. Perut aku lapar. Datuk Dr. Johar pun duduk. "Nasi beriani sepinggan !"ujarnya kepada pelayan.

"Dalam pinggan, tuan?" tanya pelayan itu kehairanan.

"Ya ! Apa peliknya?",

"Baik,tuan.Tapi semua orang berebut-rebut pahala makan berjamaah. Tuan makan seorang ?" tanya pelayan berkulit hitam itu. Dia tambah geram.direnung ke hadapan, iaitu ketempat orang menikmati makanan.Tidak ada meja makan hanya hamparan permaidani tebal dengan dulang-dulang indah yang tersusun rapi. Mereka makan satu dulang. Yek! Jijiknya. Ah! Aku tetap aku. Aku ada pendirian! Nasi beriani dengan ayam goreng kegemarannya terhidang di atas kain putih khas.

"Jemput makan dengan nama Allah yang memberi rezeki," kata pelayan itu dengan sopan. Datuk Dr.Johar makan dengan seleranya. Dewan makan itu berhawa dingin lengkap dengan alat TV dan pita videonya sekali. Dia makan seorang diri bagai kera sumbang.

" Ya Allah, apa musibah yang menimpa ana Subuh tadi. Ana masbuk dalam sembahyang jemaah Subuh, " ujar seorang lelaki muda dengan wajah yang kecewa. Suapnya perlahan. Macam tak lalu makan saja.

"Anta tak cuba tampung dengan amal makrufat yang lain ?" tanya sahabatnya di sebelah.Dia nampak simpati. Datuk Dr. Johar pasang telinga saja. "Ana nak sedekahkan lima ribu ringgit ...malang nasib ana. Ana tunggu lima jam di tepi jalan tadi, seorang pun tak mahu terima sedekah ana " Keluhnya."Susah kita sekarang. Orang miskin yang bolot pahala redha, pahala sabar. Mereka patutnya bantu kita.Tolonglah terima sedekah kita. Ah, susahnya jadi orang kaya macam kita ini. Dahlah nanti di Akhirat banyak hisabnya, Di dunia orang tak sudi pula terima sedekah kita.?

Oh...!? keluh seorang yang sama-sama makan dengan lelaki muda tadi."Kalaulah kita hidup zaman moyang kita dulu, kan dapat kita korbankan harta yang banyak ini. Saya pun dapat harta ni melalui warisan daripada bapa, yang diwarisi oleh datuk saya daripada moyangnya. Kita tunggulah bila kerajaan nak bangunkan projek negara atau nak gunakan duit untuk kemaskinikan kementerian-kementeriannya.... saya nak labur habis-habisan. Biar jadi saham Akhirat," kata pemuda itu menutup perbualan. Mereka pun makan dengan perlahan -lahan.

Datuk Dr.Johar makin pelik. "Tambah nasi sepinggan lagi!" ujarnya kepada pelayan restoran.

"Demi kesihatan tuan, saya nasihatkan ... berhentilah sebelum kenyang. Maaf tuan saya terpaksa mengatakan demikian. Saya pelayan kedai merangkap pegawai perubatan ....," kata pelayan itu lagi. "Apa? Awak pegawai perubatan? Seorang doktor ke? Kelulusan luar negeri atau dalam negeri? Awak sepatutnya bertugas di hospital, bukan di restoran!" bentaknya. Marah campur geram.

"Tuan, mana ada hospital sekarang.Yang ada khusus untuk bayi, kanak-kanak dan wanita, juga para mubaligh dan mujahid yang cedera ketika berjuang. Tuan, kalau tuan amalkan makan hanya bila lapar dan berhenti sebelum kenyang, tuan akan sihat, insya-Allah. Kita tak perlu hospital!?

"Bodoh, kalau macam tu, macam mana nak rawat pesakit kencing manis macam aku ini ?" leternya perlahan-lahan. "Penyakit kencing manis? Tuan menghidapnya? Saya ada baca buku perubatan edisi tahun 1990 dulu. Sekarang penyakit tu dah tak ada siapa menghidapnya....."

"Batalkan saja oder saya tadi, banyak sangat cakap, boring. Saya perlu hiburan sekarang ...Di mana boleh saya dapati ?" tanyanya. "Di sana, tuan. Melalui butang pada sistem komputer di sebelah sana, tuan boleh dapat apa saja hiburan yang menyegarkan. Tak payah risau pasal bil. Percuma.?

Datuk Dr. Johar, orang besar negara, melangkah hebat ke tempat yang ditunjukkan. Berbagai -bagai butang dengan bermacam warna berkelip-kelip. Sangat rumit tapi kekeliruan itu dapat disembunyikannya. Dia malu kalau-kalau dengan pakaian jenama Pierre Cardinnya ia masih kelihatan kolot.. Entah di mana falsafah moden Datuk Dr. Johar. Pada pakaiannyakah atau otaknya? Diberanikan hatinya; satu butang warna hitam ditekan . Dalam skrin timbul tajuk besar- KHAUF. Apa bendanya ni? Kemudian menyusul nama-nama lagu: MATI ITU TERLALU SAKIT, ALAM BARZAKH YANG PASTI, MIZAN NOKTAH PENYESALAN , IZRAEL DATANG TIBA-TIBA Oh...Oh ... seram sejuk tubuhnya. Apa nama lagu macam ini? Biarlah menaruh harapan sikit.

Hatiku macam kristal, boleh pecah dengan lagu-lagu macam tu. aku belum nak mati lagi, protes hati Datuk Dr.Johar. Dia beralih ke butang hijau tanpa lengah terus menekannya. Tertera di atas skrin komputer: RAJA'. kemudian tersembul tajuk-tajuk lagu. Dibacanya dengan teliti... FIRDAUSI MELAMBAIMU, DEMI CINTA DAN RAHMAT-NYA, KEINDAHAN JANNAH YANG ABADI?.. Kepala datuk Dr. Johar makin pusing. Semuanya tentang Akhirat. Apa nak jadi ni? "Tak ada lagu yang hot sikit ke?" tanyanya kepada seorang anak muda berjubah coklat di sebelahnya.

"Nanti ya pakcik . Saya pilihkan lagu yang paling hot sekarang ni.Top-hit anak-anak muda sekarang..." "Ya, ya saya setuju," balas Datuk Dr. Johar. Telinganya dihalakan kepada sistem suara di dinding restoran itu. Dia ingin dengar lagu-lagu kegemaran muda-mudi daerah asing itu. Ayat suci Al-Quran a... "Eh ...ni suara orang mengaji,"

"Nanti dulu pakcik,selepas ni ada terjemahannya kemudian baru menyusul lagunya," kata pemuda berjubah cokat itu sambil matanya di tutup rapat-rapat. Asyik sekali dia.

Kemudian getaran suara bergema

.... Cintaku berlabuh di persada rahmat-Mu

mendamba kasih yang tidak berhujung

mengutip sayang di hamparan cinta suci.

Inilah getaran hatiku memburu cinta.......

stanza hati merindu Ilahi!"

Datuk Dr. Johar tak tahan lagi. Ia merengus dan pergi ke kaunter bayaran. "Maaf tuan, duit ini duit lama. Kalau tuan tak mampu bayar kami halalkan sajalah ..." Datuk Dr. Johar makin geram. Dia menderam dan berkata " Saya bayar dengan kad kredit saja!" Dia hulurkan kad kredit warna keemasannya. "Maaf sekali lagi, tuan. Kad kredit ini bukan yang boleh kami terima, kami halalkan sajalah."

"Tak, pantang saya minta sedekah. Saya ada harta simpanan berbungkal-nungkal emas di bank. Takkan saya nak bawa, nanti disambar pencuri."

" Darul Taqwa tak ada pencuri, tuan. Pencuri terakhir telah dipotong tangannya 30 tahun yang lalu ketika minta dihukum di hadapan hakim kerana takutkan seksa Neraka."

"Ah, aku tak nak dengar semuanya.makin gila aku dibuatnya," pekik Datuk Dr. Johar lantas meluru keluar dari restoran itu. Di luar,semua pandangan menyakitkan hati. Mengapa orang kolot ini mentadbir teknologi begini tinggi. Pemandu bullet train berserban merah tersenyum kepadanya. Pilot helikopter dengan tulisan 'MAKRUFAT AIR TRANSPORT' sibuk dengan urusannya. Di seberang jalan tertegak papan iklan dengan tulisan yang jelas :" KELUARGA BAHAGIA GEMBIRA DENGAN SUNNAH ".

Di papan itu terpampang gambar seorang lelaki dan perempuan berserta anak-anak meraka. Semuanya berserban, berjubah dan berpurdah. Isy,meluatnya! Di jalan-jalan raya suasana meriah dengan salam dan senyum. Baginya, semua itu seolah-olah menyindir dan mengejek. Kenapa jadi begini? Kenapa? Kenapa? Kenapa? Mengapa? Mengapa? Mengapa? Datuk Dr. Johar tiba-tiba menjerit. Tekanan dalam jiwanya yang kian tersumbat itu tiba-tiba meletus.

"Datuk..!Datuk..! Bangun, Datuk. Ada berita buruk !"

Datuk Dr.Johar bangun. Ia tertidur sewaktu menunggu keputusan pilihanraya hari itu. "Kenapa? Parti kita kalah? Aku kalah? "tanya Datuk Dr. Johar. "Tidak, Tuk. Rakyat bangun memprotes. Mereka tak mahu demokrasi. Mereka tak mahu pilihanraya..."

"Habis, mereka mahu apa?"

"Mereka mahu Islam, Datuk!"

"Islam ? " keluh Datuk Dr. Johar. Digosok-gosok lagi matanya.

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Source: http://diktatormedia.blogspot.com/2009/11/akta-whistleblower.html

Tahukah Anda, kehidupan di IPT adalah...

Tahukah Anda, kehidupan di IPT adalah...

by Zam DiEnd on Sunday, 27 March 2011 at 16:25

1. Tahukah anda, makwe2 kat IPT ni sebenarnya nak pakwe yang boleh membimbing mereka ke jalan benar? so, masa isi borang upu tu try mintak course syariah. sure market lah..

2. Tahukah anda, apabila mendaftar IPT, akan ada cerita bilik sekian sekian ada budak gantung diri? tiba2 anda pulak yang dapat bilik tu.

3. Tahukah anda, makwe korang dekat IPT nanti, belum tentu lagi jadi bini korang..

4. Tahukah anda, anda kena kontrol nafsu serakah anda di IPT?

5. Tahukah anda, kalau anda termengandungkan makwe anda dekat IPT nanti, janganlah anda flush bayi tak bersalah tu dalam mangkuk jamban. dosa tau tak?

6. Tahukah anda IPT ialah tempat pertama budak-budak lelaki yang berangan berambut panjang dapat menunaikan hajat terpendam mereka?

7. Tahukah anda yang pak guard dan mak guard akan bikin korg panas hati nanti? wtf!

8. Tahukah anda dekat IPT nanti ada gaduh pasal bola, pasal makwe, pasal politik, pasal negeri, pasal abang angkat. pendek kata IPT ni macam dalam documentary in-mates tu la. Tak tau ka? aiyok!!

9. Tahukah anda, di IPT nanti korang akan jumpa mat komik, mat bola, mat surau, mat motor, mat kereta, mat skate, mat mlm, mat tabligh, mat gamerS. Dan paling menyampah adalah mat jambu atau bdk nerd. kontrol 24 jam. study pun asyik dengan awek2.

10. Tahukah anda, masa orientasi nanti, adalah waktu student senior yang tak laku nak cari awek freshies dengan mengofer diri jadi fasilitator.

11. Tahukah anda, pelajar yang tak pernah berenggang dengan keluarga, apabila masuk IPT akan jadi wild dan sangat sosial? Ibarat burung yang baru lepas dari sangkar.

12. Tahukah anda, daftar subjek dulu main hantar2 borang dan tulis nama kat depan bilik lecterur, takde nak guna online2 macam sekarang

13. Tahukah anda, selepas anda graduate, anda kenalah rehat selama tiga tahun dulu?

belajar 3 tahun, rilek pun 3 tahun la, baru true..

14. Tahukah anda, lepas kena ragging, penat belajar, beberapa kali putus cinta, hampir terjebak benda tak senonoh, betul-betul terjebak benda tak senonoh, repeat sem, hampir terjebak dengan dadah,praktikal kt luar dr IPT, keputusan, duit, dapat ijazah.tahu-tahu interview kerja yang anda pergi ialah sales exec atau wat MLM. yang langsung tak peduli apa jadah yang anda belajar dekat IPT dulu.

15. tahukah anda, agak-agak tak lepas je nak jawap soalan time final exam dekat IPT nanti, Korang bawak je toyol..

16. Tahukah anda di IPT akan temui mamat-mamat kaki jamming dan berangan kalah mat sentul nak cantas bunkface kat persada muzik tanahair? In your dream pedro in your dreammm 

17. Tahukah anda, kalau agak-agak malas nak belajar pada satu-satu semester tu korang boleh mintak extend?

sekolah mane bolehhh!!! kan kan kan 

18. Tahukah anda, kalau nak bercinta di universiti tu ingatlah syariat tetap membantaskan, pelajari ilmu rumah tangga agar kita lebih bersedia menuju hari yang bahagia?

19. Tahukah anda, apabila sahaja anda ditakdirkan jatuh cinta di IPT nanti, janganlah sesekali melafaz kata janji sehidup semati.Nescaya masa akan berlalu tanpa disedari - janji akan memakan diri! 

20. Tahukah anda, anda juga boleh meniaga burger & nasi lemak dari bilik ke bilik time kat IPT nanti, masyuk woo..

21. Tahukah anda, perniagaan paling menguntungkan di IPT adalah menjual rokok?

22. Tahukah anda, di IPT nanti anda akan kenal orang bernama 'tokan'?

23. Tahukah anda, kehidupan di IPT adalah yang terindah dalam hidup kita? Segala suka duka, cinta, kegagalan akan membuatkan kita bangkit dengan lebih gagah dan berani dalam mengharungi liku-liku kehidupan yang mencabar ini? Dan akhirnya berjaya menggenggam ijazah di tangan!

24. Tahukah anda, pada semester awal pelajar yang baru masuk IPT pakai minyak wangi one drop perfume jer tapi bila masuk semester yang seterusnya dah pandai-pandai pulak pakai minyak wangi mahal!

25. Tahukah anda, student perempuan yang power spm belum tentu power dalam bab2 cinta? Fail cinta di IPT menyebabkan mereka fail semuanya.

26. Tahukah anda, kalau dapat 10A1 pun, kalau tak sembahyang apa gunanya..

27. Tahukah anda, untuk awek2 yang tak boleh isi UPU (anda tahu sebabnya mengapa), boleh jadi nurse? Masterskill nurse-nursenya memang power.

28. Tahukah anda, Kolej Komuniti? Jadi mana-mana SPM bertaraf hidup segan mati tak mahu, boleh isi borang. Ok juga. Ada kos hospilati hotel rasanya.

29. Tahukah anda ramai yang masuk University ni akan end-up kolej drop-out, tak grad pun?

30. Tahukah anda, sebelum menempuh pengalaman-pengalaman yang dinyatakan di atas tadi, anda kena pergi Khidmat Negara dulu. kah kah kah kah... takde internet

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Ayo, Rame-Rame Berdoa di Facebook!

Ayo, Rame-Rame Berdoa di Facebook!

by Hati-hati Berdoa di Status FB on Sunday, 09 January 2011 at 22:36

Ada yang mendukung malah untuk berdoa di facebook. mari kita simak dukungan wisnusumarwan di blognya di wordpress

sumber : http://wisnusumarwan.wordpress.com/2010/09/22/ayo-rame-rame-berdoa-di-facebook/

Ada sebuah fenomena baru yang sekarang kerap saya lihat. Apa itu? Berdoa lewat facebook. Ya, di jaman serba instan ini facebook digunakan sebagai sarana untuk berdoa. Lihat saja, status model ini bertebaran setiap hari di FB. Anda bisa menemukan status-status semodel ini : ‘Ya, Tuhan. Kuatkanlah aku untuk menghadapi cobaan ini‘ atau ‘Tuhan, berikanlah aku jalan terbaik untuk melewati segala kesulitan‘. Dan berbagai model lain, tergantung selera penulisnya.

Saya sama sekali tidak menganggap bahwa hal itu salah atau keliru. Berdoa atau menyampaikan keinginan yang baik kepada Tuhan akan selalu benar dan bermanfaat. Apapun caranya. Namun, ada hal yang perlu kita perhatikan yaitu ternyata telah terjadi pergeseran yang cukup signifikan dalam proses berdoa. Jika dulu doa dianggap sebagai hubungan pribadi antara kita dengan Tuhan, saat ini konstelasinya agak berubah. Sekarang, berdoa bisa jadi hubungan segitiga antara Tuhan, kita dan teman-teman di Facebook.

Benarkah begitu?

Jujur, saya tidak bisa memastikan dengan tepat. Siapapun tidak akan ada yang bisa memastikan karena doa sampai kapanpun juga akan tetap jadi hubungan pribadi kita dengan Tuhan. Saya rasa hubungan pribadi antara kita dengan Tuhan tidak perlu diperdebatkan.

Lantas, hubungan seperti apa yang terjadi antara kita dan teman-teman di facebook dalam segitiga tersebut? Mengapa fenomena berdoa lewat facebook jadi marak?

Mungkin, sebagian akan beralasan bahwa ‘Saya tidak bermaksud untuk memancing respon apa-apa dari orang, kok. Saya juga tidak perlu dikomentari’. Maka pertanyaan selanjutnya adalah, jika memang tidak perlu dikomentari mengapa tidak berdoa dalam hati saja sambil sembahyang?

Ini sungguh menggelitik benak saya. Mengapa? Pada saat orang secara SADAR melakukan suatu tindakan artinya ada motivasi di belakang itu yang mendorongnya. Apa motivasi yang mendorong seseorang untuk menyampaikan sesuatu kepada Tuhan lewat SNM (Social Networking Media)? Apa yang menyebabkan perlu melibatkan orang lain dalam proses berdoa?

Tidak salah untuk berdoa lewat status facebook karena Tuhan Maha Tahu. Artinya, Tuhan pasti akan ‘membaca’ status facebook yang berisi doa.

Yang berbeda adalah, jika dulu hanya Tuhan yang tahu isi doa kita, sekarang semua orang yang terdaftar di friendlist kita juga bisa mengetahuinya plus friends of our friend, bahkan orang-orang yang tidak secara langsung kita kenali. Caranya pun instan dan begitu saja. Cukup klik ‘home‘. Anda bisa menemukan banyak status berisi doa di situ.

Sekarang saya akan membahas sedikit tentang ‘Sadar’. Saya hampir yakin 100% bahwa kita semua sadar bahwa begitu kita mem-posting sesuatu lewat status facebook, dalam sepersekian detik berikutnya orang lain akan segera bisa mengaksesnya. Termasuk untuk status-status yang berisi doa. Lebih cepat dari koran, TV atau radio dengan cara yang masif (bersifat massa). Artinya, orang yang menuliskan doanya lewat facebook juga sadar bahwa dengan segera banyak orang akan mengetahui isi doanya. (Please, jangan katakan bahwa anda tidak menyadari hal ini).

Karena dari namanya saja, SNM, sudah tergambar seperti apa sifat media ini. Kurang lebih, media (singularnya medium) yang membentuk keterhubungan dalam masyarakat sebagai sebuah jejaring. Masyarakat seperti apa? Masyarakat dunia maya yang tidak dibatasi oleh tempat dan waktu. Pembatas dunia maya hanyalah jaringan internet, gadget yang digunakan dan subjek yang menggunakan media itu sendiri. Ini media yang sangat luar biasa.

Apakah karena sebegitu luar biasanya media ini maka SNM juga bisa digunakan untuk berdoa? Entahlah. Saya tidak tahu.

Definisi SNM sampai sekarang belum berubah. Di luar masalah perdebatan mengenai definisi tersebut, SNM selalu terkait dengan sosial yang untuk gampangnya saya identikkan dengan masyarakat. Artinya, fenomena berdoa di facebook (atau SNM jenis lain seperti twitter, dsb) mencerminkan perubahan yang terjadi di masyarakat. Bisa dikatakan bahwa ini adalah fenomena sosial, minimal di masyarakat dunia maya.

Seringkali terdapat fenomena lain yang terdapat di balik suatu fenomena sosial. Misalnya, ramainya kerusuhan di berbagai tempat tidak hanya mencerminkan kerusuhan itu sendiri. Fenomena kerusuhan mencerminkan kurangnya kesempatan kerja, rendahnya tingkat pendidikan, lemahnya wibawa aparat penegak hukum, dsb… dsb…

Sekarang, ada apa di balik fenomena berdoa lewat facebook? Lagi-lagi, saya hampir yakin 100% bahwa orang yang memasang status berisi doa memang menginginkan doanya itu diketahui oleh orang lain. Karena, jika ia tidak ingin doanya diketahui orang lain maka ia tidak akan memasangnya di status facebook. Atau, mungkinkah orang yang tidak ingin doanya diketahui orang lain tetap memasangnya di status facebook? Saya tidak tahu. Tapi memang agak aneh jika, “Saya tidak mau orang lain tahu isi doa saya, jadi saya akan memasangnya di status“.

Sekarang, bayangkan kejadian rekaan berikut ini. Seseorang, sebut saja ‘Mawar’, meng-update status seperti ini : “Ya, Tuhan. Bebaskanlah aku dari kesulitan ini. Aku tidak bisa menemukan jalan keluarnya. Tolong aku menemukannya. Amin“. Tak lama setelah status tersebut terpublikasi datanglah berbagai komentar plus beberapa lainnya mengeklik ‘like‘. Seperti biasa, komentar-komentar itu berbunyi seperti ini : ‘tabah ya, sayang’; ‘Tuhan akan membantu orang yang sabar’; “Kuatkan hatimu“; atau komentar-komentar sejenis itu. Mawar sibuk membalas komentar-komentar itu dengan ucapan terima kasih. Mawar senang karena doanya didukung banyak orang.

Hari berlanjut. Sudah seminggu dan Mawar belum juga menemukan jalan keluar. Mawar mulai putus asa karena terjebak dalam kesulitan sementara comments dan ‘like‘ di statusnya sudah puluhan. Mawar sekarang ingin meminta bantuan. Pertanyaan pertama, menurut anda, dari sekian banyak orang yang mendukung Mawar di statusnya, berapa persen yang akhirnya akan benar-benar membantu Mawar?

Mawar bingung pada siapa ia harus meminta bantuan. Akhirnya, Mawar melihat ulang statusnya itu. Melihat siapa saja yang berkomentar di sana. Ternyata, beberapa adalah teman mainnya, sebagian besar tidak terlalu akrab, beberapa di antaranya tidak ia kenali dan sisanya tinggal di kota lain. Melati, sahabat terdekatnya, sama sekali tidak berkomentar.

Akhirnya, terpikirlah untuk menelepon Melati. Mawar menceritakan kesulitannya. Melati terus mendengarkan sambil sedikit berkomentar. Di akhir pembicaraan, Melati menyuruh Mawar untuk datang ke rumahnya. Melati tidak tahu apakah ia bisa membantu, tapi Melati punya niat untuk membantu dan benar-benar mengajak Mawar untuk mencari solusi.

Pertanyaan kedua, sadarkah Mawar ketika ia mengupdate status di facebook bahwa comments dan ‘like’ yang muncul tidak sepenuhnya mencerminkan hal yang sesungguhnya? Dan terakhir, kita kembali pada pertanyaan awal kita. Lantas, apa yang diharapkan oleh Mawar saat menyampaikan doanya tidak hanya kepada Tuhan, melainkan juga kepada teman-teman di facebook?

Sadar atau tidak sadar orang yang menyampaikan doanya lewat status telah membagi sesuatu yang bersifat sangat pribadi ke areal publik (saya tidak tahu hubungan mana lagi yang bisa lebih pribadi dibanding hubungan kita dengan Tuhan). Tidak cukupkah dengan bercerita kepada sahabat kita saja? Mengapa doa yang bersifat sangat pribadi perlu dibagi pada ribuan orang (secara sengaja atau tidak sengaja) lewat facebook, yang kemudian dilanjutkan dengan berbalas comment?

Well, saya akan membiarkan anda untuk menjawab sendiri pertanyaan pertama dan kedua. Saya akan langsung berasumsi tentang apa jawaban yang mungkin untuk pertanyaan ketiga. Karena ini hanya asumsi maka bisa saja salah atau bisa saja benar.

Pertama, asumsi saya adalah maraknya status berisi doa di facebook mencerminkan bahwa makin banyak orang yang kesepian. Mawar merasa kesepian. Mawar butuh kehadiran orang lain. Dan tidak ada cara yang lebih praktis selain lewat SNM.

Mawar merasa harus membagi perasaannya dan tidak memiliki tempat yang pas untuk membaginya maka ia menggunakan SNM sebagai sarana. Hal ini karena sifat SNM yang segera. Lewat SNM, orang cenderung merasa lebih mudah untuk mengumpulkan puluhan, ratusan atau bahkan ribuan orang dalam waktu singkat. Membuat Mawar merasa didukung oleh banyak orang, meskipun orang-orang itu tidak ada di sampingnya. Tapi, mengapa Mawar masih perlu membaginya lewat SNM jika ia juga bisa langsung bercerita pada sahabatnya yang jelas-jelas akan bersedia membantunya?

Inilah asumsi kedua saya. Asumsi ini berdasarkan teori Media Ecology yang diajukan oleh Marshall McLuhan. McLuhan membuat sebuah pernyataan monumental yang sampai saat ini masih menjadi perdebatan para ahli tentang apa yang ada dibalik pernyataan itu. Begini bunyinya, Medium Is The Message.

Saya setuju dengan salah satu penjelasan tentang pernyataan itu. Yaitu, kurang lebih, saat ini jalur komunikasi menjadi lebih penting dibanding isi pesan. Dalam kasus Mawar, ia menganggap bahwa alat komunikasi yang digunakan (komputer, blackberry, facebook, twitter, segala jenis messenger, dsb) lebih penting dari isi status yang ia tampilkan. Pokoknya ia harus meng-update agar tetap terhubung pada jalur komunikasi. Mungkin, meskipun tidak berjenggot, terputus dari jalur komunikasi akan membuat Mawar kebakaran jenggot. Jadi, asumsi ini sekaligus menyatakan bahwa Mawar tidak sepenuhnya berteman dengan orang-orang dalam jejaringnya. Lebih dari itu, Mawar justru berteman dengan komputer, blackberry, dan segala perangkat yang menghubungkannya dengan jaringan. Mawar sedang berbagi perasaan dengan alat!

Kita bisa saja membuat asumsi lebih banyak lagi. Entah mana yang benar. Tapi, jangan sampai malah asumsi ketiga saya yang terjadi. Yaitu, ternyata itu bukan doa! Mereka sedang iseng saja karena tidak punya kerjaan. Dan status berisi doa akan membangkitkan perasaan simpati.

Hah! Sekarang, apa asumsi anda?

Jakarta, 23/9/10

http://www.wisnusumarwan.wordpress.com

* Tulisan ini bukan kritik atau sindirian, melainkan ajakan untuk bersama-sama berpikir.

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Jesus in Islam..Jesus Mother in Islam.....

Jesus in Islam..Jesus Mother in Islam.....

by Amer Al-bayya on Monday, 18 April 2011 at 18:18

Jesus in the Quran

Swedish translation: Aisha & Aisar

Source: http://www.saaid.net/islam/6.htm

The Islamic view of Jesus is far from the other religions.

The Jews, who denied Jesus as a prophet of God, called him

an impostor. The Christians on the other side considered him to be the son of God and

worshiped him like this. Islam considers Jesus to be one of the main

The prophets of God and respects him as much as Ibrahim

(Abraham), Moses and Mohammed. (Peace be upon them) This is in

well with the Islamic view on the unity of God, the divine

guidance unit, and in a complementary role, even at the Mission

who came to fall on God's messengers.

The central part of Islam - the willing submission to the will of God

- Was revealed to Adam, who transmitted it on to their children. All

subsequent revelations received by Noah, Ibrahim, Moses, Jesus

and finally Mohammed (Peace be upon them) had the same message,

carefully designed to determine the relationship between man and

God, man and man and man and regulations. Therefore,

Islam is the contradictions in the revealed religions as something

created and introduced by humans. Jesus prominently in these three

major religions - Judaism, Christianity and Islam - should not be

seen as an exception.

Although the Quran does not present a detailed life story of Jesus,

informing it of the important aspects of his birth, his mission and

His ascension to heaven and condemns Christian beliefs

about him. Quran's contemplation of Jesus begins with his mother,

Mary, befruktelse. Maria's mother was married to Imran and took a vow

to dedicate his daughter to worship in the temple. When Mary became a

woman, appeared in the Holy Spirit (the Archangel Gabriel) for

her in the form of a man, with news of a son. In the Qur'an we read

the following dialogue between Mary and the angel:

The angels said: "Maria! Allah giveth thee glad

message of one s from Him (which you will give birth to it) whose

name shall be Messiah Jesus son of Mary, held in honor of

this world and the Hereafter, and one of them will be

in (God's) presence. He shall speak to the people in the cradle and the

mature age and he must be one of the righteous. "

Mary said: "O Lord! How can I have a son when no man

has touched me? "(The angel said):" How (will it be), God creates what

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He wants to. If He wants something to be said he only

it: 'Be! "- and it is."

(Quran 3:45-47)

In a chapter (Surah) entitled "Maryam" (Mary), says Quran

us how Mary gave birth to her son, and the accused when she was with him

child home:

In due time she returned to her with the baby in her arms. Said

the "Mary, you have done something monstrous! You sister of Aaron! Your father

was not a bad person and your mother was not a promiscuous

slut! "Then she pointed to the child. (They said): "How would we

able to speak to an infant (who is) in the bud? "(When speaking) he

(To them): I am the servant of God. He has given me revelation and

called me a prophet. He has blessed me, wherever I am,

and commanded me that as long as I live Prayer and get me an

the poor and to love my mother and show her contempt - and

He has not made me a miserable tyrant. (God's) peace was

me the day I was born and will be with me the day I die and

the day I peel resurrected from the dead. "

(Quran 19:29-33)

In the same chapter, following the above quotation, God assures

Mohammed (peace and blessings be upon him) and through him

worldwide, it has been told above is the truth about Jesus

(God's peace and blessings be upon him), though the Christians do not want to realize

this. Jesus is NOT God's son: He was, of course, only son of Mary.Verse

continues:

"This is the true word of Jesus, the son of Mary, on the (natural) the

disagree. (The majesty of God) forbid that he should have a son, much is

He in His glory. When he decides that something must be said, he

only to it: Be!, And they are. "

(Quran 19:34-35)

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After this strong statement about Jesus' nature, rely God Mohammed

(God's peace and blessings be upon him) to call the Christians to worship

of the one God:

"And (Jesus said), Allah is my Lord and your Lord, to be Him

you worship. This is a straight path. "

(Quran 19:36)

The rejection of the very idea of God having a son is re-written

later in the same chapter with even stronger words:

"And they say: The Gracious, the (pardon) a son. You have uttered something

tremendously. Something that could blow up the heavens to pieces and get

Earth to rend and mountains that plunge into the depths that people are so

far as to assign the Merciful a son! The notion that the

Gracious is (begotten) son is not consistent with His divine

majesty! None of the creatures (who populate) the heavens and the earth

can approach the Merciful, other than as His servants "

(Quran 19:88-93)

Quran acknowledging the fact Jesus had no human father, but

this fact does not make him the son of God, or God Himself. If we

would go by that criterion, then Adam was more entitled to

as son of God, because he had neither mother nor father. Quran draws

attention to the miraculous creation both of the following

texts;

"Before God, Jesus is by nature akin to Adam. He created

him of the ground and said to him: Be! and he is. "

(Quran 3:59)

Quran denies the so-called trinity of God the Father, God the Son

and God the Holy Spirit - just as strong as it denies the idea that

Jesus is the Son of God. This is unable for reasons that God is One.Three can not be one.

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Qur'an addresses the Christians in the following verses from sura called "An-

Nisaa '(Women)

"Successors of previous revelations! Do not go to extremes in

(Practice of) your religion and say not of God different from that

True! Christ Jesus, Son of Mary, was a messenger of God and His Word

proclaimed to Mary and the spirit of his (spirit). Believe in God and therefore

His messengers and say not: "(God is) three." Termination of your own

best! God is the one God. Greater is He in His glory, far

from (the idea) that he would have a son! To him be all that

heavens and whatever is on earth. No one needs additional

protection beyond God. Christ has not adhered to good to be God

servant, nor angels have their place in His presence. (On

the last day) He will gather them all before Him whose pride

preventing them to serve God. Then He will give those who had faith

and lived righteous their full salary and in His mercy give them more;

but the proud he must have endured a painful doom and they

shall not find patronage consent or helper besides God. "

(Qur'an 4:171-173)

The denial of the divinity of Jesus (and Mary's divinity also for the

part) is presented in the Quran as a dialogue between the Almighty and

Jesus on Judgement Day. All the envoys and their people will be gathered

in front of God and He will ask the messengers how they were received

of their people and what they told them. Among those who will be

respondents is Jesus:

"And God said, Jesus, son of Mary, is it you who asked

people to worship you and your mother as divine beings in

hand of God? (Jesus) shall say, "Great are You in Your glory! How

I say what I have no right to say? If I had

You said this would surely have known it. You know what is in my

innermost but I do not know what is in your innermost: You know everything

which is hidden from the people. "

(Quran 5-116)

Now that it is determined that the Quran denies the Trinity and the son of

the form of Jesus, what was then, according to the Koran, Jesus' real mission? The answer

of this is that Jesus was a link in the long chain of Prophets and

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messengers were sent by God to different nations when they needed

guidance or when they departed from Moses and other Envoy's teachings. Despite

he miraculously was aided by the many miracles which proved that he was

a messenger from God, rejected the majority of the Jews his

prophethood.

In another Koranic verse, Jesus confirms the validity of the Torah

appeared in writing given to Moses and he also gave the glad

message that a final messenger would come after him:

And (remember) Jesus son of Mary, who said: "Children of Israel! I am sent

to you by God to confirm what is still composed of the Torah and the

to proclaim to you the glad tidings of a messenger who shall

come after me whose name shall be Ahmad. "

(Quran 61:6)

Please note that "The vaunted" is a translation of "Ahmad" -

Prophet Muhammad's name. A careful study of the New Testament shows that

Jesus refers to the same Prophet in John 14:16-17: "I shall

ask the Father, and He shall give you another Helper (Prophet Mohammed);

who will be with you forever: the Spirit of truth. "

The usual explanations no to this prophecy is that the "helpers"

refers to the Holy Spirit, but such a declaration else can be excluded using

by another verse in John: "But I tell you the truth: the

is to your advantage that I go away. For if I leave you, will not

Comforter to you. "

He is counselor characteristics, which can be derived from this prophecy,

it that he will forever remain with the faithful that he will

to praise Jesus, and that he will speak what he hears from God. All

four characteristics fit the Prophet Muhammad. He came six

decades after Jesus. He came up with a comprehensive and eternal message,

who completed the prophecy of the counselor who would come to stay with

the faithful forever. He praised Jesus as the great Prophet.

Koran attributes to Jesus miracles not mentioned in the Bible, Old or

New Testament, as well as specific verses in the Quran show how the Prophet

Muhammad was rejected by Jews and Christians, unable for reasons prejudices and

misunderstanding rather than of knowledge that came from the Bible

It is a historical fact that there are many who follow "the straight

means "the people were called to by Jesus. He was followed only by

a few disciples who were inspired by God to support him. The non-

believers conspired against him - as they did against Mohammed

six decades later - to kill Jesus. But God had better plans for

him and his followers, as the Qur'an tells us:

www.islamguiden.com 6

"When Jesus perceived their unwillingness to believe (on him) said:

"Who wants to help me (to call people) to God's way?" The

dressed in white, said: "We are God's helpers! We believe in God, bear witness to

that we have subjected us His will! Lord! We believe in what you

has revealed to us and we want to follow the envoy, count us

among the witnesses of truth. And those (who would not believe) crafted the wicked

plans (to Jesus), but (even) God schemed - no plotting

plans better than God. And God said, "Jesus! I will call you to

Me and I will exalt you to my (glory) and I shall be clean

you from (the accusations) deniers of the truth (turned

against you). And I will put those who follow you far above those

deny (you) until the Day of Resurrection: then shall ye all go

Back to Me and I shall judge between you in all that you were

disagree about. "

(Quran 3:52-55)

As the above verse shows Jesus was and was elevated to heaven.

He was not crucified. It was indeed their plan, those who were against

Jesus, let him sit on the cross until he died, but God saved

him and someone else was crucified in his place:

"And (We punished them) for their denial and the tremendous,

offensive lies that they spoke about Mary, and their words: "We

have killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary (who claimed to be) God

envoy! "But they killed him not nor crucified

him, although for them seemed to be so. Those who are of different

sentence is not sure of their case, they have no (real) knowledge of

without relying on assumptions. It is certainly so that the

not killed him. No, God raised him to His (glory);

God is almighty, wise. And among the followers of earlier times

Revelations is no one who is not before his death, believe in him (as

Prophet of God) and he shall testify against them on the Day of Resurrection. "

(Qur'an 4:156-159)

The Quran does not explain who the person was crucified instead of Jesus,

Nor does the supposed time of Jesus' arrival. But the interpreter of

Quran has always believed that this last verse says that Jesus will

believe in him before he dies. This interpretation is supported by authentic

statements (Hadith) of Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings

upon him and upon all the messengers of God).

God is one..Islam is one...

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SAUDI ARABIA ´S WAR ON IRAQ, LEBANON, GAZA..BY USA,ISRAEL,UK AND FRENCE..

SAUDI ARABIA ´S WAR ON IRAQ, LEBANON, GAZA..BY USA,ISRAEL,UK AND FRENCE..

by Amer Al-bayya on Friday, 08 April 2011 at 22:13

Why War With Iraq?

(It's Really About Saudi Arabia)

 

by Robert M. Bowman

The United States is preparing to go to war against Iraq in order to bring about a "regime change" through the forced removal of Saddam Hussein. The question is, "Why?"

Several answers have been given by the Bush Administration. (1) Saddam is an evil man who used poison gas on his own people, has killed political rivals, and violates the human rights of his people, especially the Kurds. The Iraqi people deserve to be liberated from him. (2) Saddam has ignored and violated resolutions of the United Nations Security Council relative to inspections and disarmament and must be removed to protect the credibility and integrity of the United Nations. (3) Saddam has weapons of mass destruction (chemical and biological weapons) in violation of UN demands. These weapons pose a threat to Iraq's neighbors and to U.S. interests in the region. (4) Saddam has ties to Al Qaeda and therefore bears some responsibility for 9/11 and must be removed as part of the War on Terrorism. (5) Saddam's ties to Al Qaeda and his possession of chemical and biological agents which he could transfer to them pose a threat to the U.S. homeland and to our people. (6) Saddam has been trying to buy aluminum tubes useful in a uranium separation plant. Such a plant could produce the highly-enriched U-235 required for making an atomic bomb. If Saddam succeeded in building such a bomb, he could transfer it to Al Qaeda who could use it in the U.S. If we wait for a smoking gun, it could be a mushroom cloud. (7) UN weapons inspectors won't do any good. They failed to disarm Saddam before, and would fail again. Iraq only agrees to inspections as a stalling tactic.

Let's take a look at each of these reasons for going to war.

(1) Saddam is an evil man who used poison gas on his own people, has killed political rivals, and violates the human rights of his people, especially the Kurds. The Iraqi people deserve to be liberated from him. Well, certainly Saddam is an evil man. He used poison gas against Iraqis collaborating with Iran in their decade-long war. And after he did it, the U.S. continued to support him, giving him intelligence information and military equipment. A principle emissary from the Reagan Administration to Saddam at that time was Donald Rumsfeld. And yes, he has killed political rivals -- some of them for the CIA, who used Saddam to get rid of the previous ruler of Iraq (who wanted Kuwait returned to Iraq). And yes, Saddam has been guilty of human rights violations -- although not nearly to the extent of US allies like Turkey and Saudi Arabia. As a matter of fact, until 1990 Saddam was hailed by the United States as the most enlightened leader in the Middle East. Official US documents used to educate diplomats and military generals praised Saddam for how he had raised the educational and health care standards of his people, as well as their standard of living. Would the Iraqis be better off under someone else? Possibly, although they might very well be much worse off. If the Bush Administration is so concerned about the welfare of the Iraqi people, it could end the sanctions. It could rebuild the water supplies and electrical power systems his father's administration destroyed. With or without Saddam, those things would help a lot. But does anyone really think the Bush administration cares about the welfare of the Iraqi people? Of course not! If they were concerned about the plight of poor Arabs, they would be calling for regime change in Saudi Arabia.

(2) Saddam has ignored and violated resolutions of the United Nations Security Council relative to inspections and disarmament and must be removed to protect the credibility and integrity of the United Nations. This one is a doozy! The fact is that Saddam has complied pretty well with those resolutions. Sometimes he had to be dragged kicking and screaming by the inspectors, but the job got done. Is Saddam in technical violation of some of those resolutions? Probably. When all his missiles were destroyed, he kept plans and molds so that his arsenal could be rebuilt in the future. But does anyone really think that George W. Bush and his conservative supporters care one whit about the "credibility and integrity of the United Nations"?? You've got to be kidding. If we were the least bit interested in that, the US government would not have spent the last several decades protecting Israel from punishment for their flagrant and continuing violation of UN Resolution 242.

(3) Saddam has weapons of mass destruction (chemical and biological weapons) in violation of UN demands. These weapons pose a threat to Iraq's neighbors and to U.S. interests in the region. We really don't know if Saddam still (or again) has such weapons. That's what the inspectors need to find out. But even if he does, his neighbors don't seem worried. Not one of them supports us going to war against Iraq. Saddam has been deterred from using these weapons beyond his borders. This deterrence has worked very well. Saddam may be a dictator, even a tyrant. So was Joe Stalin and Kruschev and Brezhnev. But they weren't suicidal, and neither is Saddam. Saddam didn't even use his chemical and biological weapons in the first Gulf War, and we know he had them then. He was deterred because "regime change" was not an objective of that war. There is only one circumstance in which Saddam would be likely to use such weapons, if he had them. That is if the US attacks him with the clear intention of taking him out. If our government is really concerned about the use of weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East, then we won't start a war there.

(4) Saddam has ties to Al Qaeda and therefore bears some responsibility for 9/11 and must be removed as part of the War on Terrorism. First, there has never been any evidence that Saddam has any ties to Al Qaeda or any other terrorist network. Saddam, as the head of a secular state, has always been extremely unpopular with fanatical Muslim fundamentalists. Iraq is one of the few Arab states where fundamentalists have no influence, and Saddam keeps it that way. Much as they would like to find some, the Bush administration has found no evidence tying Saddam to 9/11. The most likely explanation for this is that there is no connection. Whatever else Saddam is guilty of, he is not responsible for 9/11. Even if he were, making war on his country would not be the way to handle it. In a similar way, of course, bombing Afghanistan into rubble was not the way to handle Osama bin Laden and his Al Qaeda lieutenants. They should have been indicted and tried by the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity. That's what the Court is for. (Unfortunately, the Court doesn't have jurisdiction over crimes which occurred before July 2002. It should have come into existence years ago. But we could have used another ad hoc court or indicted them in our own courts.) In the case of Saddam, there's no cause for indictment relative to 9/11 (and even less cause for war).

(5) Saddam's ties to Al Qaeda and his possession of chemical and biological agents which he could transfer to them pose a threat to the U.S. homeland and to our people. As noted above, Saddam has no ties with Al Qaeda. However, if he really does possess chemical and biological agents, the best way to end the deterrence which has kept them from being used on us until now is to threaten him with imminent warfare and either death or exile.

(6) Saddam has been trying to buy aluminum tubes useful in a uranium separation plant. Such a plant could produce the highly-enriched U-235 required for making an atomic bomb. If Saddam succeeded in building such a bomb, he could transfer it to Al Qaeda who could use it in the U.S. If we wait for a smoking gun, it could be a mushroom cloud. If there is any argument that could panic the American people into supporting a pre-emptive war against Iraq, this is it. The thought of a major American city becoming another Hiroshima should strike fear into the hearts of any of us. It is a possibility I have been warning about for over a decade. The terrorist nuclear threat is a real one. If Al Qaida ever gets a bomb, it will smuggle it into the country and use it. Deterrence doesn't work against religious fanatics who have been subjected to lives of misery and desperation by American foreign policy. That's why I have for so long pleaded with Congress to find ways to detect nuclear materials in aircraft, ships, cargo containers, and rental trucks instead of squandering the defense budget on "Star Wars" weapons supposedly designed against a non-existent ballistic missile threat. That's also why I have called for new enlightened policies which will make friends for us around the globe instead of enemies. It's also one reason why in my failed 2000 presidential campaign I promised to remove all U.S. troops from Saudi Arabia. (Their presence is the reason why 15 of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 were Saudis. It's stupid to invite hatred.) So yes, the terrorist nuclear threat is real. But Saddam Hussein is among the least likely sources for a terrorist bomb. First, because he's unlikely to ever have an atomic bomb (especially if we let the inspectors go back in), and secondly because if he had one he would be very unlikely to give it to Al Qaeda. I'm sure he could think of better things to do with it. President Bush has been claiming that a 1998 Atomic Energy Commission report said that Saddam was six months from building a nuclear weapon. What the report actually said was, "The IAEA has found no indication of Iraq having achieved its program goal of producing nuclear weapons or of Iraq having retained a physical capability for the production of weapon-useable nuclear material or having clandestinely obtained such material." The UNSCOM weapons inspectors destroyed Saddam's facilities for manufacturing nuclear materials. If he in fact is trying to buy these aluminum tubes, that confirms that he as yet has not rebuilt those facilities and therefore has no refined U-235. If we get the inspectors back in, he probably never will.

(7) UN weapons inspectors won't do any good. They failed to disarm Saddam before, and would fail again. Iraq only agrees to inspections as a stalling tactic. Dick Cheney has been blatantly lying about this. He has claimed that the U.S. got more information from defectors than from inspectors. He said that the ineffectiveness of UNSCOM inspectors was highlighted by evidence gathered at a "chicken farm" whose existence they learned about from Saddam's son-in-law, Hussein Kamal. That's really interesting, because what Kamal actually told U.S. debriefers after his defection was, "I ordered destruction of all chemical weapons. All weapons -- biological, chemical, missile, nuclear -- were destroyed. There is not a single missile left. … they [Iraq] had kept blueprints and molds for production, but all the missiles were destroyed." This was independently verified by UNSCOM analysis of documentation found at the very "chicken farm" Cheney referred to. Kamal said weapons inspectors were "very effective." But, of course, searching for weapons of mass destruction wasn't all the inspectors were doing in the 1990s. Former weapons inspector Scott Ritter spent 11 years in Iraq -- four as a US marine in and after Desert Storm, and seven as a member of the inspection team. He says that the inspection team he worked for spied on Iraq in violation of its charter. He says that Richard Butler (then head of the team) gave the UN inaccurate and misleading reports in order to justify the December 1998 bombing of Iraq. Ritter says, "The vast majority of the more than 100 targets bombed by the US and Great Britain during Desert Fox had nothing to do with weapons production capability, but rather the leadership and security establishments of the government of Iraq, and the precision with which these targets were bombed was due in large part to the information gathered by weapons inspectors." No, the reason Bush doesn't want inspectors in Iraq is the same reason Clinton wanted them out in 1998: you can't bomb where there are UN inspectors.

So not a single one of Bush's excuses for going to war against Iraq is valid. The question remains, "Then why is he so set on this war?"

Some people point to the near-term political advantage it gives to Bush and to Republican Congressional candidates. It is, to these folks, mainly a "wag the dog" ploy to take people's minds off the struggling economy, the dreadful stock market, and all the corporate horrors coming out of the likes of Enron, Worldcom, Bush's old company Harken, and Cheney's Halliburton. It is true that such political considerations have affected the timing. Bush is demanding a Congressional vote on support for his war before the November elections. But there's more to it than that. Bush and his people have been planning this "regime change" war on Iraq since well before the 2000 elections. Why? Why Iraq?

The answer can be found in a September 2000 document ["Rebuilding America's Defenses: Strategies, Forces, and Resources For A  New Century" authored by Jeb Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz (Rumsfeld's deputy), and Lewis Libby (Cheney's Chief of Staff) for Project for the New American Century (PNAC)].  This document, uncovered by the Sunday Herald (London), sets "regime change" in Iraq as a primary objective of US foreign policy should Bush be elected. It makes clear that the purpose of moving against Saddam is to set the stage for occupying the entire Middle East. The document says that "even should Saddam pass from the scene, bases in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait will remain permanently." The same document, by the way, also calls for regime change in China and for US Space Forces to dominate space. The general consensus of those in the know is that the primary purpose of the war on Iraq is to set the stage for permanent military occupation of Saudi Arabia. U.S. multinational oil companies are getting by without Iraqi oil, but are unwilling to do without Saudi oil. It is only the Saudi royal family (well compensated by the oil giants) that manipulates OPEC oil production to maintain a global market profitable for the oil companies (and, of course, for them). As years have gone by, the Saudi royal family has become more and more hated by ordinary Saudis and by Islamic fundamentalists in particular. Bush and his global robber baron oil buddies have become increasingly concerned that the house of Saud could fall, leaving all that oil in hostile hands. George I in 1990 used Saddam's invasion of Kuwait as an excuse to get a military foothold in Saudi Arabia. He lied to King Saud (and to the rest of the world) by showing doctored satellite photos which (he said) showed that Saddam had massed 250,000 troops and 1,500 tanks on the Saudi border. Russian satellite photos taken at the same time, however, showed that there were no troops or tanks -- only empty desert. Now his son, George II, is using a phantom Iraqi nuclear threat to justify starting a war which will only end with the U.S. occupying not only Iraq, but Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Iran as well! This is the master plan. Iraq is only a staging ground.

The pre-emptive war against Iraq is not only unconstitutional and in violation of international law, it is also as phony as a three-dollar bill. If our Congress won't put a stop to this homicidal madness, the American people must.

ASK UN,PEOPLE..!!